
Well my children, Mom and I are all out of money so your inheritance is all gone...the house is mortgaged to the hilt and the vehicles are on the verge of being repossessed. BUT we did not want you to feel that we would not leave you anything after we're gone so Mom and I have taken the last $134.63 and built you guys ....."Kwasny Creek". It is adorned with many different plants and shrubs and in the evening garden lights spring to life giving a serene religious glow to the terestual display (opps, sorry that's just the Alliance church night light coming on). Now when you come to Morinville you will be able to sit in the backyard (after you get permission from the new owner) and listen to the peaceful water gayfully trickle over the sparkling rocks and say to yourself...."how unselfish my parents are". But do not cry because we did it for you and the grandkids and I know you would much rather have a creek named after you then money and possessions....no no no..there is no need to call us, send an email, mail a letter, fax a thanks, have an airplane pull a "we love you mom and dad" banner across to sky, we are doing this out of the kindness of our hearts.

But should you find it in your hearts to thank us now while you still can feel free to send us your 1st and 2nd born as gifts of your appreciation....we will feed and care for them as you have done and periodically tell them that they to had wonderful parents once. Should you NOT decide to thank us with the above mentioned gifts we will continue to haunt you with visits which could last as long as 4 weeks and spoil the dickens out of our grandkids until you collapse into mental frustration.....BUT do not let me influence your decision, I'm sure you will give it serious thought......
Enjoy the pic's...luv Grandpa

3 comments:
Very impressive, but it would have looked better with a bath tub at the bottom.
What kind of fish is Kwasny Creek stocked with and when does fishing season opens?
We love Kwasny Creek and our kids are en route. Excellent work.
PS Jack is still going through a growth spurt and will need to be feed every two hours, 24/7.
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