La Nuit Grande

For those of you who are not Ukranian that means "Grand Evening"....and this is what you will find when you come to the Kwas Tiki resort.
Soft romantic lighting trimmed with the rippling sound of running water (opps..just a minute, Dom this always makes me go to the potty) and classy furniture for your comfort. Everything is now in place for your dining pleasure...BUT please book in advance as there is a waiting list.....oh okay we can take you anytime. And just when you think that it can't get any better then this......you will here the inviting call from the chef...."Your hotdogs are ready!!" Yes it is the perfect vacation spot for the perfect couple. And when your done you can leave your kids as payment as we do not take cash, Visa, Master Card or Petrocanada card.

Now I know how it happened!!!

Well I finally figured out how Gramma banged up the Trailblazer...yep that's right...she was driving with her head out of the vehicle, waving to everybody, probably talking on the cell phone too, I caught her coming home the same way. My only fear now is that she will be traveling down the highway, standing up through the sunroof and bang her head into an overpass...then I'll have to pay the damages to the bridge. I think we need Dylan here to tell her to DUCK!!!!

Your inheritence "Kwasny Creek"

Well my children, Mom and I are all out of money so your inheritance is all gone...the house is mortgaged to the hilt and the vehicles are on the verge of being repossessed. BUT we did not want you to feel that we would not leave you anything after we're gone so Mom and I have taken the last $134.63 and built you guys ....."Kwasny Creek". It is adorned with many different plants and shrubs and in the evening garden lights spring to life giving a serene religious glow to the terestual display (opps, sorry that's just the Alliance church night light coming on). Now when you come to Morinville you will be able to sit in the backyard (after you get permission from the new owner) and listen to the peaceful water gayfully trickle over the sparkling rocks and say to yourself...."how unselfish my parents are". But do not cry because we did it for you and the grandkids and I know you would much rather have a creek named after you then money and possessions....no no no..there is no need to call us, send an email, mail a letter, fax a thanks, have an airplane pull a "we love you mom and dad" banner across to sky, we are doing this out of the kindness of our hearts.

But should you find it in your hearts to thank us now while you still can feel free to send us your 1st and 2nd born as gifts of your appreciation....we will feed and care for them as you have done and periodically tell them that they to had wonderful parents once. Should you NOT decide to thank us with the above mentioned gifts we will continue to haunt you with visits which could last as long as 4 weeks and spoil the dickens out of our grandkids until you collapse into mental frustration.....BUT do not let me influence your decision, I'm sure you will give it serious thought......Enjoy the pic's...luv Grandpa